dibblers

[Samael]

in the discworld series, there was a character called rincewind who came up with the dibbler theory. that was that no matter where you went, someone called dibbler would try to sell you an indigestable local delicacy. so, how's about we have:

Disembowel-Meself-Honourably Dibhala sold suspiciously fresh thousand-year eggs in the Land of Dragons
Fair Go Dibbler sold the archetypal pie floaters in somewhere.
Cut-Me-Own-Hand-Off Dhblah sold disturbingly live yoghurt in Omnia
Al-Jiblah, a merchant in Agrabah
May-I-Never-Achieve-Enlightenment Dhiblang is from olympus colleseum
Dib Diblossonson sold bottomless smorgasbord in neverland
May-I-Be-Kicked-In-My-Own-Ice-Hole Dibooki in somewhere.
Swallow-Me-Own-Blowdart Dhlang-Dhlang sold green beer, location unknown but suspected to be tropical rain forest, (Where?)
Point-Me-Own-Bone Dibjla from halloween town.
Clap-Me-In-Irons Daoibleagh in port royale
any other ideas?

[Jack]

i've already put the poll up for you.

he should sell ice cream that has as many customers as scrooges yet no one likes it because it's awfull, he should be in radiant garden, mabye we can get a keyblade in a side quest

[Samael]

no, each one sells something different. maybe if you can eat each delicacy without throwing up you get a keyblade?

[Jack]

i know, yes, i'm saying that in radiant garden he should give you ice cream

[Samael]

or a sausage inna bun

[Jack]

no, the delicasy of kingdom hearts is ice cream


p.s

we should only have one

[Samael]

in a world. the whole joke is that no matter where you go, someone will try to sell you something completely inedible. snails in france, for example. or cajoles in spain. go to america and someone will try to get you to eat a hot dog. we should continue the tradition in kingdom hearts.